I worry about the way information circulates at this school.

我对咱们学校的信息共享表示压力很大
Rhi? I need to tell you something.

莉亚我有事要告诉你
Like the exact moment you turned into such a badass?

可别破坏这乖女变荡妇的美好瞬间
- I think I'm in love with you. - Okay.

-我觉得我爱上你了 -好吧
Please tell me you at least left a mark on that scrunched-up face of hers?

告诉我你至少在她脸上抓了一道子
- It's not true. - It wasn't the left tit?

-不是这样的 -不是左奶子吗
It was the right one. I always pegged you for a southpaw.

那就是右奶子了我就说你是左撇子
Can you listen to me for one second, please?

你就不能听我说俩句吗
Okay. It didn't happen.

好吧其实没有这回事
Oh, yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me,

是啊好吧我会替你保密的
you little sex monkey.

你这只性感小猴
I got sent to the principal today.

我今天被叫到校长办公室了