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... for no apparent reason.
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But, no. No.
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John Hughes did not direct my life.
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So instead of all that...
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...I get to save 15 cents...
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on a bottle of juniper breeze antibacterial gel.
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So if you're still with me, and I'm
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hoping that most of you are...
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...this brings us to part four.
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How I, Olive Penderghast,
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went from assumed trollop...
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...to an actual home-wrecker.