That snotty, jesus-freak office aide I have...

我那个烦人的基督迷办公助手
has been bitching about her incessantly.

一直跟我抱怨她
They're all lies, but she could use somebody to talk to anyway.

那都是谎言但是她应该找个人谈谈
All right. Hey, what are you doing for dinner tonight?

好吧晚饭你吃什么
- You won't be there? - Sorry.

-你不会来吗 -对不起
I have an after-school session. Kid brought a knife to school.

我有个课外会议一个孩子把刀带进了学校
Well, be careful, all right?

那小心点好吗
It was a butter knife. But you know what they say.

是把小水果刀但你知道他们会说成什么
You know, it's a gateway knife, so...

致命刀具所以
- All right, bye. - Yeah. Bye.

-好吧再见 -好再见
I'm thinking about another gateway. It's a...

我还想到了另一个致命法宝那就是
making spaghetti.

做意大利面