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We haven't slept together in months.
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In months, all right?
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Finally, this great-looking guy comes
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in and he's nice to me, you know?
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And he's not a minor.
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This is legal. It's legal because he's been here forever, okay?
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He's not the sharpest christian in the bible, all right?
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And then he finds out that he has chlamydia.
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And so then he's telling everybody that it was you.
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He didn't want me to lose my job...
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and he doesn't wanna get in
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trouble either, so he said it's you.