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Case number 34HC710, state vs. Mr. Douglas Riller.
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We are here to consider the bail request for
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Mr. Riller, who's accused of two charges
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of bigamy, multiple counts of fraud,
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and one count of falsifying identity.
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Appears as though hotshot here had two families at once.
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You're the player who likes to play, Mr. Riller.
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How do you answer to these charges?
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Not guilty, your honor.
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I love them all equally.
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How can love be a crime?
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Well, you've clearly never been to Thailand.