Do you think you can keep your hands to yourself for that long?

你觉得你能守规矩这么久吗[摸自己]
In my sleep. I'm not like the Judge over here.

睡着的时候我不像这位法官
- You know what I'm saying? - Right, let's go. We're late.

-你懂我意思 -我们走迟到了
- Good. - Thank you.

-很好 -谢谢
The exhilarating and terrifying truth is that

令人高兴与害怕的事实是
nothing adequately prepares you for how it feels

没什么能让你充分准备好去理解
to uphold the law.

维护法律的感受
Is there a chance that you will be swallowed whole by your job?

有没有可能你完全被工作所吞噬
Yes. Absolutely.

绝对的
Before you know it, you'll be using

在你还没意识到之前
the nearest teaspoon as your makeup mirror,

你就会把最近的茶匙当作化妆镜
or to adjust the knot in your tie.

或是整理领带结