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to uphold the law.
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Is there a chance that you will be swallowed whole by your job?
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Before you know it, you'll be using
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the nearest teaspoon as your makeup mirror,
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or to adjust the knot in your tie.
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And it's gonna freak you out at first, by the way,
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because no one tells you that you appear upside down
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in a spoon, but you do.
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And it's an excellent reminder
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because the very spirit of the law
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is about making things right side up