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Wow, everything in this store is made
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out of old train tracks and a reclaimed pier.
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Oh, great, for ten grand, I can sleep like a hobo.
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Do we need letter openers
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made out of Confederate bayonets?
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It says they're stained with authentic Yankee blood.
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O-M-G. O-M-G!
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O-m-m-f-c-s-d-v-r-q-q-p-q-f-g!
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I know.
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Yeah, it's me, straight off your TV screens
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and into your shitty lives.
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It's Sarah Lynn and Andrew Garfield.