You can come interview me if you want.

如果你想你可以来看我
I read in one of your books

我在你的一本书里看到说
that's how you built your behavioral database, right?

这是你建立行为数据库的办法对吗
Maybe you can learn something from me.

也许你能从我这里学到什么呢
I got a lot of questions to myself.

我对自己有很多疑问
I'll be honest with you if you're honest with me.

如果你待我以诚我也会对你敞开心扉
'Cause the one thing that you always ask

因为你经常问的那个问题
is the one that I don't understand.

也是我不明白的一个问题
Why?

为什么
I have no idea why.

我也不知道为什么
I see a guy walking down the street with a stupid look on his face

我看到一个表情蠢笨的男人走在街上
and I want to bash him over the head with a bottle.

就想拿瓶子抡向他的脑袋