She used to throw plates at me.

老是拿盘子砸我
She couldn't handle her booze.

酒量不行喝点就发疯
That's how I got the scars on the back of my neck.

所以我脖子后面才会有疤
Baby, you have no idea

亲爱的你是不知道
how many times I wanted to tell you over the years,

多年来我有多少次想告诉你真相
but the more time went on, the more unreal it all seemed.

可时间过得越久以前的一切也变得越来越不真实
Look like a douche bag with that mullet.

你当年那前短后长的发型真难看
Oh, I can't believe this.

真不敢相信
Guess we can forget about buying a house.

买房的事还是别想了
Yeah.

是啊
Maybe not.

倒也不一定
What do you mean?

什么意思