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Oleg, for always being covered in a foreign film.
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Yeah. I have so many bacteria to thank...
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but a special shout-out to streptococcus!
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And the winner for Best Lie Told to Get a Bigger Tip goes to...
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Good luck, girl.
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It's an honor to share this category with you.
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It's Max...
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for showing customers pictures
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of her three small children on a regular basis.
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This award is dedicated to the lights of my life--
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Maxine, Max Jr.,
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and Maxi-Pad.