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And if we happen to find a young Brad Pitt on the way,
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I will not complain.
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I haven't had such a dramatic breakup
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since Dewey Mitchell in the fifth grade.
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Do you remember him?
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He got so heartbroken, he vomited on my notebook.
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Spewy Dewey! Yes.
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Oh, my God, and then we toilet-papered his house
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to get back at him.
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Oh, remember?
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I slept over,
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and we crept into the neighbor lady's backyard