for a man to find a gift for his wife

找到一个妻子以为是送给她的
that she thinks is for her but is actually for him?

其实是送给他自己的礼物有多难吗
Lingerie didn't work. She saw right through that.

送内衣没用目的性太强
Oral sex class? Ha ha. Huge mistake,

口交培训班大错特错
and as it turns out, really insulting.

而且是天大的侮辱
But the nanny? Ellie sees that as totally selfless,

但是请保姆艾莉觉得这完全是无私的
but to me it means being able to go out to a dinner or a movie

但对我来说就意味着可以外出吃饭或看电影
or even dancing once in a while.

甚至时不时可以去跳个舞
Do you know when the last time I went dancing was, Laurie?

劳里你知道上次我去跳舞是啥时候吗
- Huh? Do ya? - No!

-知道不 -不知道
This...

这个
was still fresh.

还没生疏呢