But now it's time to tell you everything--

但现在是时候告诉你一切了
Starting with me inventing the Ferrari.

先从我发明法拉利说起
So... I guess the cell phone number

我猜你在学习小组通讯录上
you put on the study group's contact sheet was fake,

留的手机号码是假的
which I just learned in the awkward conclusion

我和博尔德[位于科罗拉多州]一哥们儿
of a month-long text message affair with a dude from Boulder.

短信婚外情达一月之久才尴尬地恍然大悟
- Sorry. - That's okay.

-抱歉 -没关系
Just give me your real number.

给我真实的号码就行
I'll cleanse my palate while Kevin rethinks his marriage.

在凯文重新考虑他的婚姻时我要去除恶心味
I'll give you my number if you promise not to use it

如果你能保证只用在纯友谊的情况下
in any other context than friendship.

我就给你真号码
Uh... pass.

算了吧