来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第5集 第5集》

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  I mean, I may not be a practicing lawyer anymore,
  虽然我已经不是上岗律师了
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  but relative to this place, I'm Alan Dershowitz.
  但在这里 我就是艾伦·德肖威茨[著名律师]
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  Oh, okay, ouch, and yes.
  好吧 就算是吧
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  If you'd like, you may represent her.
  如果你愿意 你可以为她辩护
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  Dean you later.
  稍后再见吧
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  I'm not gonna sit while some hokey tribunal
  我才不会坐在那让这群笨蛋审理
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  gets its jollies judging me.
  拿我寻开心呢
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  Hey, if you show up with me, follow my lead,
  听着 有我的陪同 听我的指挥
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  and deny everything, you'll walk.
  否认一切 你就会无罪
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  That's the Winger guarantee.
  这可是翁格的独家保证
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  I get it.
  我懂了
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  You think you're gonna save my bacon
  你觉得可以用律师能耐