No, wait, wait, wait.

别急等等
I need you to repeat after me:

我希望你跟着我念
Oscar, you are the greatest human being on the face of the planet,

奥斯卡你是宇宙无敌霹雳大好人
and I am eternally in your debt.

我欠你很大的人情
Yeah, see, I don't think I'd say that

就算你要给我捐肾
even if you were about to give me a kidney.

我也不打算说这些
But this is better than a kidney, gidget.

小淘气这事比捐肾要好多了
You see, I have two tickets

我有两张
to the surfrider foundation benefit at Kelly Slater's house.

凯利·斯莱特家冲浪基金晚宴的入场券
Shut up.

不是吧
Oscar, you are the greatest human being on the face of the planet,

奥斯卡你是宇宙无敌霹雳大好人
and I am eternally in your debt.

我欠你一个大人情