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Really?
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Yeah.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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What do you think of this outfit?
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Mmm. Too Taylor Swift.
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So, it turns out, my boss is not a lesbian.
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I actually met her husband.
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How relieved are you?
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Not too relieved because
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It turns out, he's actually more into me than she was.
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And they invited me over to their house
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to "Jacuzzi."