Whoa! Lost my savings? How?

啥存款没了怎么没的
You invested poorly... mostly blondes and racehorses.

你投资失败啊大都花在美女和赛马上了
And it's not as if your great american novel here

而且你这伟大的美国小说
is flying off the shelves.

也没有多畅销
"Finite laughter"? I did not write this. This...

《有限之笑》我没写过这书这...
"Babcock was a small man, a small man with large dreams,

"巴布柯克是个小男人有着大梦想的小男人
and one of those dreams was Betty." This is awful!

而其中的一个梦想就是贝蒂" 太烂了
Exactly what the critics said.

评论家也是这么说的
But I am pleased to see that distance has given you some perspective.

但我很高兴客观角度总算让你有点自知之明了
- Good. - Oh, hey, dad.

-很好 -爸
I see you made bail.

看来你是保释了
Alexis, your hair! When did you do that?!

阿丽克西斯你的头发什么时候弄的