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My bed doesn't wear skirts. It's a dude!
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I know, because it pokes me in the back while I'm asleep.
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I got you new bedding,
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and me some cute new flannel jammies.
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They have eiffel towers on them.
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They were marked down because everybody hates French people.
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These don't even have stains!
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How am I gonna know which is the top now?
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Max, what's the problem?
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You've had those old sheets forever.
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You don't even have a spare set.
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A spare set of sheets?