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Oh, did you lose your virginities on them?
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I don't have sex in beds. That's where I eat.
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Caroline, I have a confession.
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- What is it? - You have hair extensions.
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Okay, I'll tell you, but look away.
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It's the pillowcase. I've had it since I was a kid.
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It's like soft and nubby
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and it had this edge that I'd like...rub,
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and it relaxed me when things were crappy,
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which was all the time.
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I guess I still need that pillowcase to sleep or whatever.
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Max, that's so sad.