Max! You told her?

麦克斯你居然告诉她
No, it was on CNN.

没这事都上新闻联播了
They led with Syria,

先报导了叙利亚的新闻
and then did a solid five on your hair.

然后连续报道了五分钟你头发的事
Here we go-- pills and spices!

来啦药跟香料
You have a spice rack full of pills?

你有满香料架的药吗
You gotta cook me dinner sometime.

改天下厨做顿晚餐请我吃吧
Let's see.

我看看
Fish oil, penicillin, amoxicillin...

鱼油盘尼西林阿莫西林
Skittles.

彩虹糖
Oh, and this is my German pill

这是我的德国神药
in case they release the bombs or I'm ever abandoned in space.

哪天核弹大爆发还是我被放逐外星时吃