that was the one thing no one took,

唯有那个枕套从来没人会拿
and now I'm never gonna sleep again.

而现在我再也睡不着了
And I love sleeping.

我爱睡觉
Dreaming is the closest thing I have to cable TV.

做梦是我离有线电视最接近的时刻了
Enough, Max!

够了麦克斯
I've been very patient with this weird attachment you have

在你对"一张床单"[屎]过分依赖的事情上
to this little piece of sheet.

我已经够耐心了
You're a piece of sheet.

你才是"一坨屎"呢
Listen, if I learned anything when I lost everything,

在我失去一切时我懂得两个道理
It's that, "A," there's no wiggle room

那就是第一
when it comes to cottage cheese expiration dates,

白干酪的保质期限说到就到了
And "B," You can't get attached to material things.

第二你不能过于依赖物质事物