You're a monster!

你个禽兽
I'm sorry, I can't sleep.

对不起人家睡不着嘛
I'll be fine. Just give me the pill.

只要你把药片给我我就没事了
No! It's all in your head!

只是你心理作用
Go to sleep!

快去睡觉
I tied the doorknob to my bed with a rope

我用绳子把门把和我的床绑到一起
and locked all the bedroom windows.

然后把卧室所有的窗户都关上了
Are you trying to hurt me or turn me on?

你是想伤害我还是想让我欲火焚身啊
Brace yourself, Earl.

你要做好心理准备厄尔
When Max gets here, she will not be in a good mood.

麦克斯今天上班的心情不会太好哦
Caroline, if I wanted to work around people in a good mood,

卡洛琳如果我想跟一群天天好心情的人共事
I'd go work at Google.

我早去谷歌上班了