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Am I a single mom trying to keep it simple?
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Am I an assistant D.A. in over my head?
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Or am I Charlize Theron in the Jon Bon Jovi story?
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Maybe, and I'm fine with it.
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'cause I am not my hair.
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Oh, my god, turkey club cutie! Hide me!
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On your knees in a bad wig.
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Listen, girl, I've been there.
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No, I just don't wanna be seen.
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Caroline, Caroline, I love you,
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But I can't hear anymore.
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That hair was hard enough to look at in the '70s.