来自《美国派7 索爱天书 第0集》

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  Watching, loving...
  看着 爱着
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  Bear with me.
  容忍我一下
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  If she's down, bring her flowers.
  如果她沮丧 送她花
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  If she's thirsty, serve her fine champagne.
  她渴了 给她来一杯香槟
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  Yeah, 'cause, I'm telling you, my wife is pretty effing hot.
  我告诉你 我妻子太他妈性感了
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  I'm talking a tight, tight ass and squeaky clean.
  我说的是十分紧十分干净的阴口
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  Is that cream-filled? You rock.
  很多奶油吗 太好了
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  Oh. Don't mention that, okay?
  拜托你别提了
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  And whenever it comes to making out,
  做爱的时候
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  Put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
  摆出齐柏林飞船四世(乐队)的架子