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That Max so cleverly named,
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"That game where we take shots while we pay our bills."
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Hey, if you want me to think of a better name,
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we should probably stop taking shots while we pay our bills.
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If this bill says first warning,
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we take a shot, and Chestnut gets a carrot.
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If it's a final notice,
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Chestnut gets two carrots, and we take a double shot.
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And if it's gone into collections,
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we shoot ourselves, and Chestnut gets three carrots.
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And also, I'm gonna take shots whenever I want to.
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All right, only a couple bills to go