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Wait, what do we do when we break even?
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Shots?
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I'm so proud we paid all our bills
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and with actual American dollars this time.
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There might've been a couple of pesos in the mix,
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that or the nickel has a sweet new donkey.
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Look, girls, I got the new iPhone,
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and Siri thinks I'm hilarious.
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I hear that phone has a great camera for selfies
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or, in your case, elfies.
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Smile, Max.
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Nice. #willdiealone.