-
There is no sure thing
-
except another Taylor Swift breakup song.
-
And Little House on The Gary
-
falls to pieces as Falls to Pieces wins.
-
So what do we win if our horse finishes last
-
and wanders around the track with a giant erection?
-
All that and we lost?
-
Thanks for lunch.
-
Han, you're so small your house is a Tic Tac box.
-
You're so small you ride in your car cupholder.
-
You're so small your parents
-
are a ladybug and a tater tot.