来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第19集 第19集》

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  Sailing.
  航海课
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  But the nearest body of water is 2 1/2 hours away.
  但离咱最近的水域也要两个半钟头的车程
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  Leagues, Abed.
  海里 阿布蒂
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  We don't measure water by hours.
  水上距离不用小时来计算
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  It's a one-week intensive
  你会在一条真船上通过
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  that gives you hands-on experience on a real boat
  一周的强化训练得到实践经验
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  right here in the parking lot.
  船就在这儿的停车场里
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  I'd rather learn boats than pots.
  比起陶艺我更喜欢这个
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  I was going to take a class on how to put together
  我本来准备选另一门课的 如何写好
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  an online dating profile,
  网上交友的个人简介
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  but I think sailing in the parking lot is less pathetic.
  但我想在停车场开船 会显得没那么"饥渴"
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  A black person on a sailboat?
  黑人开帆船