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Don't be.
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It's my fault.
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I was a terrible husband.
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I was never around.
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I know I'm hard on you,
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but you're not the worst son-in-law in the world.
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Mike, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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Well, I'm drunk.
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I just vomited on a lot of clowns.