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He's graduating early.
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I'm totally unprepared to deal with this.
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No, annie, please, don't...
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Well, it's official. It's on a banner.
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Congratulations, jeffrey.
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You worked hard not to work hard to earn that degree.
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Yeah, you took so many blow-off classes
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and pointless electives.
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What did you end up majoring in?
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Education.
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You had to win, didn't you?
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When I was inches from the finish line.