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We should have canceled the moment we heard about beth.
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Ah, nobody even liked her.
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It doesn't matter.
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It's in horrible taste. Why can't we just change the date?
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No! For ten years
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I've had my spring fling the first Sunday of April,
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not the second Sunday, not the third,
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and not when a bunch of wimps decide
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they're ready to stop moping.
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I'm not canceling the party.
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But nobody's gonna be here.
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Oh, well, we'll see about that.