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Age: 20.
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Address: Craphole Island.
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So, uh, where were you guys last night?
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Um, the beach.
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Why the interrogation?
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You're like the twentieth person to ask me that.
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Why is everyone uptight about answering questions?
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Well, maybe we're just not cool with you setting up your own little Patriot Act, man.
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He's a liberal.
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Seriously, why the list?
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It's nothing. We had an incident in the valley last night.
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An incident?