Let me ask you a question. What are you going to do tonight?

告诉我们今天晚上你们打算干嘛?
Fish filet and a Coke?

晚餐吃炸鱼片喝可乐?
Go to Blockbuster, rent a little romantic comedy,

然后去百视达租个浪漫喜剧片
go back to Mom's house, sit on the couch?

然后到你老妈家坐沙发上看电视?
- How'd you know? - Well, that's what you do.

- 你怎麽知道? - 废话你就会这些而已
You're a dependable person. That's what you're going to do.

因为你是个乖乖牌所以你就会这些而已
- You know what you should do? - Hmm?

- 你知道你该怎么办吗?
You need to lay down some real green and treat your lady right.

你要好好的花笔钱好好的款待你女友
You know, you need to take her to a nice place.

你要带她去间高级餐厅
Red Lobster. Olive Garden. Tablecloths. Soft music.

红龙虾橄榄园来点轻音乐
And then you skip this Blockbuster thing.

别看什么录影带了
Girls want to go out. Especially a girl as cute as your girl, you know?

女孩子喜欢外出尤其像你那漂亮的女朋友