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This house was originally built
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by a paranoid arsenic manufacturer.
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Oh, I bet there are actual skeletons in these closets.
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And a dungeon full of Dungeness crabs.
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I bet when you flush the toilets,
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the water evaporates upwards and forms a rainbow.
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Two of you are correct.
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You already signed your liability waivers,
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so go explore.
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Awesome!
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So, Mr. Fisch...
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I was right about the toilets.