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This is a place for you to stay for the night.
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I'm not a car. So why would I need to stay here?
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Look, it's not my house.
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I'm not even allowed to go upstairs, and I'm human.
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Sorry. What are the newspapers for?
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Because I'm not really a voracious reader or anything.
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You know, you're an animal. So, we all know animals...
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I understand. I'll just sleep down here,
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among my poo and pee like a pig.
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If you like, you use it as well.
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Sorry.
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No, don't reproach yourself for these medieval conditions.