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with photographs of nude fat women bending over.
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Really?
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The lecture was on cosmic gas clouds.
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That's funny!
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I was there. It was funny.
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In any event, that began a decade-long progression
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of insults, pranks and unwanted magazine subscriptions.
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To this day, I still get a monthly copy
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of Granny on Granny.
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Which, other than its surprisingly fun puzzle page,
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is complete filth.
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Thanks for walking me to my car.