Like if we met her at a bar and you talked me up.

好比如果我们是在酒吧遇到她你就在一旁使劲夸我
Well, what would I say to her?

那我应该跟她说什么
Just tell her what I'm really like.

告诉她我是个什么样的人
And, if you think it'll help,

如果你觉得有帮助的话
that you saw me changing once

可以说你曾见过我换衣服
and my package reminded you of the muscular tail of a jaguar.

我的鸡鸡让你想到美洲虎肌肉发达的尾巴
Use your own words.

用你自己的话去表达吧
Thanks again for taking me to the pharmacy.

谢谢你载我去药房
Oh, it's no problem. Is everything okay?

别客气你还好吗
Oh, I'm fine. It's just some, uh,

我没事这只是
stomach medication for my trip.

为我的旅行准备的胃药
There's the remote yet distinct possibility

虽然可能性极小但不排除