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and I will find out everything worth knowing--
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marital history, net worth,
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results of his last physical.
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The physical seems excessive.
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That's what I thought
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till I spent a weekend pinned under a dead linebacker.
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Why would you let her watch
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something called "Bloody stranger two"?
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I know, I know.
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I'm an idiot. Now she's having nightmares
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and crawling into our bed every night.
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When I was a kid, I had bad dreams