when I can hardly wipe my own ass?

还怎么保护国王
You're the Lord Commander now. Command.

你如今是队长下命令嘛
Let others do the fighting.

让别人去打仗
When was the last time Father used a sword?

你上次看父亲用剑是什么时候
I'm not Father. I'm the Kingslayer.

我不是父亲我是弑君者
When people find out I can't slay a pigeon...

等人们发现我连鸽子都杀不死...
Train, then. Learn to fight with your other hand.

那就练习用另一只手战斗
With whom? You? Men talk.

跟谁练你吗没有不透风的墙
Soon as someone discovers I can't fight, he'll tell everyone.

一旦有人发现我不能战斗顷刻满城皆知
You need a proper, discreet swordsman.

你需要一个身手过硬处事谨慎的剑士
As it happens, I have just the one.

说来也巧我这里刚好有一个
My brother tells me you can keep your mouth shut.

我弟弟说你口风严