Not till you're 18.

不成年你甭想
If you teach me to shoot,

如果你教我射击
I'll teach you to regret teaching me to shoot.

我就叫你后悔教我射击
And I can teach you to make burgers like in our restaurant...

我可以教你做汉堡就像我们店的...
What is she talking about?

她在说什么呀
All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty.

聊射击聊得我都渴了
Why don't we pull the trigger on a glass of wine?

不如来杯酒解解"击"渴吧
I'm funny.

好好笑
I'm his funny wife.

我是他的风趣老婆
Being a family man suits you, Calvin.

你很适合当家庭主夫凯尔文
You look better than I remember.

比我记忆中的你强多了
When will Thanksgiving be over?

感恩节什么时候完事