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Do you guys know who else mates for life?
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Termites.
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- Oh, no. - I'm writing a screenplay.
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It's a cartoon about
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a plucky termite princess named Molly
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who gets kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.
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It's not a kid's movie.
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- Really? Bug hookers? - That's the title.
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I'm going home.
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Is this a venti or a grande?
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You know, I always get confused with coffee sizes,
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so I convinced the barista to let me change the names.