- Lunch is going to be fun. - Get in the car.

-午餐有的聊了 -你给我上车
Are you still mad? I mean, it was just a bird.

还生气呢不过是只鸽子嘛
You know, death's a big deal to me.

死亡对我来说是严肃的事
If it was a person, would you still make jokes?

如果死的是个人你还会开玩笑吗
Probably.

可能会哦
Because it meant they died sprinting into a frying pan.

因为那样的话他就是一头飞到煎锅里撞死的
I bet that's how Bobby goes.

估计这事能发生在鲍比身上
Oh. No. I'm not that person.

我不是那种人
Why does death always have to be some big soap opera?

怎么死亡总得像肥皂剧一样隆重
I mean, with all the drama and all the crying--

非要有戏剧效果啊哭天抢地之类的
- I mean, who's it really for? - Are you kidding me?

-到底为了谁呢 -你开什么玩笑
When I die, I want my friends to cry so hard they can't breathe.

等我死了我就要朋友们哭到喘不上气