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I wanted to write about the Women's Bill,
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but the editor said,
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"My dear Mrs Wannop,
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Our readers already know
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that the Lords are going to chuck it back.
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What they have no grasp of is the Balkan crisis."
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Where did you get all this from?
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Christopher Tietjens.
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Oh, you spoke to Mr Tietjens?
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Is he an expert on the Balkan situation?
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I suppose he is.
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Because his father boodled me into this job