Because... Now look here, Tietjens.

因为听我说蒂金斯
I took you for a sound man.

我觉得你是个可靠的人
This department exists to show

这个部门的存在
that just as there are different ways to put things in words,

就是为显示话可以正说反说
there are different ways to put things in numbers!

而数字也有这种功效
I detest and despise the work I am asked to do in the department,

我厌恶且鄙视这个部门给我的工作
whose purpose seems to be to turn statistics into sophistry.

其目的似乎在于把统计变成诡辩
- I am resigning. Good morning. - Resigning?

-我辞职再见 -辞职
- Don't you want to be a man of influence? - No.

-你不想成为有权势的人吗 -不想
I'd prefer to be in the trenches.

我宁愿参军
Oh, God, give me the strength to strangle the Kaiser with my bare hands.

上帝请赐我力量让我亲手掐死德皇吧
You innocent!

你真蠢