So what do we do, Max? What do we do?

我们应该怎么做呢麦克斯怎么做呀
Hide in the back alley till the coast is clear,

躲进后巷等待最佳时机
and when the door opens, make a break for it?

门一打开就冲进去吗
No, 'cause it's not the 1940s.

不必现在又不是20世纪40年代
We just go right up in the usher's face,

我们就直接走到带位员的面前
make an excuse, and then boldly walk with purpose.

编个借口踏着自信又有所图谋的步伐进去
Okay, well, just show me how.

好吧那你演给我看
You can direct me. I've done a lot of plays.

你可以指导我我演过不少话剧呢
I could do my "Eliza Doolittle before she was civilized" walk.

我可以用"变身为大家闺秀前的卖花女"姿态走路
Hello, governor.

你好大人[穷人腔]
Wow, that was just ugly. I wish I hadn't seen it.

哇丑爆了我真想自戳双目
All right, just watch me.

好了看我的