What were you expecting?

你还指望能看到什么
A refreshing beverage with a twist of comedy.

一杯清凉饮料外加一部扭曲的喜剧
I'm gonna have nightmares for a week.

我这一周晚上都得做恶梦
With everything that we do and see on a daily basis,

我们平时不都见多了吗
that got to you?

这样还能影响你
Listen, newb, you may be all Sigourney Weaver ass-kicking tough,

菜鸟也许你像雪歌妮·薇佛那么强悍
which is awesome,

那是很好
but the mystical mavens of innocence like myself

但像我这种神秘又天真的专家
jump at things that go bump in the night.

会被晚上惊现的东西吓到
Why are you worried? I'm sure that Morgan will protect you.

你担心什么不是有摩根在呢嘛
As long as he's not jumping out of his chair

但他像个青春期的小女生
like a prepubescent schoolgirl.

居然从凳子上弹起来