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We are throwing him a party.
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It's--it's a very nice idea, Will,
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but you can't imagine how painful
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Marcus' birthday parties have been.
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Really? What did he do--
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Pin the tail on the wrong part of the donkey?
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On his fifth birthday, I got him a hamster,
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but I forgot to troubleshoot the neighbors' cat.
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So he ended up watching his present be ingested.
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On his eighth birthday,
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I got this clown to come and perform,
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but it turned out he had