来自《家有正太 第1季 第11集 第11集》

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  Pin the tail on the wrong part of the donkey?
  把尾巴钉到了驴子身上错误的部位吗
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  On his fifth birthday, I got him a hamster,
  他五岁生日时 我给他买了一只仓鼠
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  but I forgot to troubleshoot the neighbors' cat.
  但是我忘了邻居家有一只猫
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  So he ended up watching his present be ingested.
  结果他就眼睁睁地看着他的礼物被吃掉了
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  On his eighth birthday,
  他八岁生日的时候
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  I got this clown to come and perform,
  我请了一个小丑来表演
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  but it turned out he had
  但最后发现那小丑
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  surprisingly fierce political views,
  有着令人意外的激进政见
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  and he ended up egging me.
  最后他还朝我扔鸡蛋了
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  Last year might've been the worst.
  去年可能是最糟糕的
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  I substituted baby carrots and apple slices
  我用手指胡萝卜和苹果条
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  for candy in a piniata,
  代替了皮纳特游戏里的糖果