I didn't, but--

我不知道但是...
I want to be just hurt enough that I get to ride in an ambulance,

我想受伤严重到刚刚好能坐上救护车
but not so hurt

但是也别太严重
that I'm not consciously aware of it.

以至于意识不到我上了救护车
Yeah, I'm thinking...

是啊我想想...
strained knee or maybe even a mild concussion.

膝关节拉伤或者轻微脑震荡都可以
You are a genius.

您真是个天才
Oh, he's not here.

他不在家
But I'm expecting him shortly.

但是他马上就会到
I see.

明白了
I took your advice

我听从了您的建议
and flooded my system with gluten.

用谷蛋白淹没了我的身体系统